Two ways to order. Most people use the bot.

The Telegram bot shows live stock and every price, and takes you from menu to checkout in about two minutes. Prefer not to use Telegram? Order by email instead.

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Send your order as a self-destructing note to our ProtonMail address.

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Your order details stay private: you send a note that destroys itself once we've read it.

Write your order as a private note
Go to privyxnote.com and create a self-destructing note with your order and address.
Email us the note link
Send the link to our ProtonMail address.
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We confirm and send payment details
You'll get a confirmation with payment instructions by email.

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How to pay

The bot shows your payment options at checkout. Never bought crypto? GB Credits is the easiest way in.

GB Credits in the bot's Collections menu

Top up in the bot
Send /collections, tap 💎 GB Credits and choose an amount.
Pay by card or bank
Checkout runs through Ramp, Mercuryo, MoonPay or Neteller.
Pay at checkout
Your credits sit in your balance. Pick them as the payment method when you check out.

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Paying with crypto, step by step

Get a wallet
We recommend Exodus. It holds Bitcoin and Litecoin, works on phone and desktop, and you keep your own keys.
Buy LTC or BTC
Pick an exchange from the Litecoin or Bitcoin tab above, then send it to your wallet.
Check out in the bot
It shows the exact amount and the address to pay.
Send it
Send the exact amount, and double-check the address before you confirm.

Send the exact amount requested, or the payment can get stuck.
Use a personal wallet, not an exchange account, to hold crypto.
Never share your private keys or seed phrase with anyone. We will never ask.

Delivery: confirm before 11:00 AM and it goes out the same day, in plain sealed packaging across the UK.

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